I was busy at the toy store yesterday and today. A lot of traffic, but I was also busy putting together some new displays and clearing space for new goods, 4th Quarter is right around the corner, Alisa. Today, after I finished working on some really serious LEGO business, I could feel my bottom lip swelling up in a few choice spots.
I knew what that meant: I've mentally spent myself over the past few weeks, and today was the let down.
It was in my perfect temperature range outside (69 - 72), I've been getting things done around the house, and I generally feel well. Not GREAT, but well. And then...bazinga. It hits.
I made it through summer, despite stress from most things, without a fever blister. Today they make their grand reveal. But I'm one step ahead of these fuckers. If you can't afford the fancy pants medicine that is prescribed for The Herp, (you know the commercial: a couple, Herpe free, riding bikes through the path again after a long recess suffering their crotchal pain that they spread to each other) pop a few ibuprofen, you ding-dong. It takes the swelling out immediately and helps the look of your face. Kind of.
I know it's how you wanted to start your weekend, reading about my health issues. You're welcome for the free tips. And as you enjoy your Labor Day weekend, think of me with my fat lip, strolling around Portland, trying to play it off like there's nothing there; but we really all know that everyone is staring. This isn't my first Herpes Simplex 1 rodeo, you guys.

